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She would like him to find some playmates while she is on medical leave.
I/We are looking for
Seduction Isn't About Making Someone Do What They Don't Want To Do...
...Seduction Is Enticing Someone Into Doing What They Secretly Want To Do!
If you IM us here on SLS and we don't answer. It's only because we were away from the computer. We do answer all IM’s and mail. Plz try again later, Thanks.
If we tried to IM you and received an “IM rejected” message… We have found from our friends that they are on the site on their cell devices and can’t take IM’s. We may still mail you. If you are truly not interested please block us. We will understand. (See below)
---We have lots of pics to share, just can't post due to family & work---
Profile revamp 10//11
[B][SIZE 2[COLOR teal]]***Please read before you mail. If we have mailed you, please reply. If you attitude is “We are not interested so we won’t write back” then you will be blocked. That attitude is also be carried into the bedroom and is to negative and self centered for us and our friends.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B]PUT THIS WARNING ON YOUR PROFILE PEOPLE. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications[/B]
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[I]If you are so immature that you are hung up on age then please block us and move along. This lifestyle is about ‘attitude’, ‘enthusiasm’ and fulfilling fantasies. We would hate to change your mind! [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE]
Describe Yourself:
[COLOR darkred][SIZE 3][B]Our preferences:[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
*People who are real and want to meet others.
*People who are shaved and trimmed in the right places. (We are)
*People that take care of themselves. (Ht/Wt proportionate)
*NON-Smokers
[COLOR sienna][B][SIZE 3]Deal Breakers:[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]
*Bi or Bi-Curious men [DON’T bother to contact us even if part of a couple]
*Aggressive/Assertive Bi women [She is turned off by this]
*Males playing alone that we do not contact first. She has no desire to play with any male that is not part of a couple that we have already played with.
*DRAMA * Sloppy drunks * Liars * Rude people
*People that want us to do something to them that they will not reciprocate. (Ex. M demands a BJ from our F but his F will not do one.)
If you are in this category please have the sense to block us.
[COLOR red][SIZE 3][B]Red Flags:[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Profiles with “Prefer Not To Say” for answers OR information left blank.
• Just what is it you are NOT proud of? What are you hiding? You are who you are! Do you want to waste your time and the time of others? When you do get contact with others, when they eventually find the information out (and they will), how are you going to feel when they drop you like a stone? Let’s be adult about it and fill your profile in or at the very least, when you write someone, include all the left out information in the initial letter INCLUDING pictures.
Profiles where information is unbelievable, contradicts itself or is just wrong.
• Him straight/Her straight looking for Bi couples. Who are you kidding! “New to the scene” or “First timers” but members for 3 years. Really now, who are you kidding (and what else are you lying about!)
• Her: 5’-2” average or petite with 42DD boobs. Average for what? You are looking to be nekkid with other people, they will see the truth. Don’t exaggerate or understate here.
• Be careful when you fill in the profile. Some are just careless mistakes and some show blatant lies. Check your profile when you are done and be sure things like your personal information is not switched around, or that you mistyped something.
• He is 45 & she is 42 looking for people 18-40. If you are not interested in someone 5-10 years older than you WHY should someone 5-10 years younger than you be interested in you? Bad attitudes carry on into the bedroom!
Profiles where pictures do not match what profile says or are close-ups of private parts.
• Make sure pictures are recent and of you. [And not just your equipment.]
[COLOR deeppink][SIZE 3][B]Turn ON’s [All of these are pluses to everything else you are][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
• Smaller women with and longer hair
• Kissers
• Cuddlers
• Those that love being in water
• Playful open minds
• Being very oral
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
If you have read this far and are still with us…
We are a couple that has been together since 1989 and in the lifestyle since 2005. We are looking for friends and playmates.
We like meeting beginning swingers as well as seasoned veterans (You never know where a good friend & playmates will come from.) Depending on every ones interest and comfort level we will play on a first meeting.
He is str8 but not homophobic. She likes to give pleasure to everyone. If that makes her Bi then so be it! For her it is an enhancement to the situation to play with the female. She does not do just FF play. She wants to finish with his dick. (FYI: She loves to suck him dry)
We are TRUE swingers. This means in our relationship we allow the other a ‘hall-pass’. She lets him go play with whomever he chooses and he lets her go as well. [At The time of this posting, she is choosing only to play males from other couples with whom we have already played as a couple.] We prefer to play with others as a couple.
We love full swap, Same bed to different rooms. It’s all good! We will play soft swap if it is discussed in advance and we know what to expect.
We are secure, unselfish, drama free, non judgmental, fit and healthy (physically AND mentally).
We drink socially, don't smoke or do drugs.
We love to dance, the beach and the mountains and she hits the gym regularly. We like motorcycle rides, boating wine tastings and playing cards. He hunts and fishes. We love to participate in what others like to do also.
We don't care where you live, what you drive, what toys you have or what your income is. When you get nekkid and are there to play it is all about what kind of person you are and how we all get along. [SIZE 3][COLOR deeppink]Impress us with your mind![/SIZE][/COLOR]
[COLOR green]We also have a small group (4-6 couples) of life-loving friends that have a get together every month or two. If you are interested in an invite to this please let us know.[/COLOR]
[U][COLOR blue]For all our old and new friends at the beach or in the mountains: It may be a bit to far for a day trip to come see you. But, if you have room to host for the weekend, let's talk about setting something up.[/COLOR][/U]
If you have read this far you have an interest... So, on with the reality things that are a part of us and our play: (Please do not take this wrong, we are very laid back, easy going and make friends easily. We have had to many people contact us from here that are nothing like what their profile says they are and we would like to at least screen a few of them from contacting us.)
If you are not willing to share a face & upper torso pic before meeting (so we know who we are looking for) or a phone number (so we can notify you if we are late and you can do the same) then please do not bother contacting us.
Thanks for taking the time to read the profile, we hope you find it fitting to include some of what we say in your profile. We can also be found at YIM as guruiiguru or mailed to guruii “at” bellsouth.net
C & L
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
If you read our profile and DO NOT like what you read or do not wish to meet with us then we ask that you BLOCK US. Our profile tells us that 14,000 people have viewed us in the past 30 days and only 1 couple has blocked us. Yet, 95% of the mail we send gets no replies. We see a problem here… There is no need to have a profile come up and have mail sent to someone that is not interested. We will understand what the block means. Please do this instead of a “not interested” letter. And please, do not reply maybe later when you never mean to meet. If you are interested in chatting/meeting then please act like an adult and treat us like you would expect your friends to treat you. A short note saying “interested but busy right now, plz contact in 3 weeks INW” or some such would be great!
[PS: We are 55(5/1956) & 52(2/1959). We don't look it or act it. But being over 50 seems to scare to many people away before they meet us.]
We have found that over 40% of the mail we send is never opened. Also, 95% of the mail we send that is opened is never replied to (first time letters). This could be because people have no manners or are just afraid. Either way, let’s not waste each other’s time. Since we have this problem we do not write long first letters to people. We hope that ANY note will get the people to read our profile and let us know if they are interested. We will be glad to go into details at a later time if you are interested.
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